Trip to the Gynecologist
A trip to the gynecologist is awkward for most women; this is made even more awkward when that woman is a call girl.
I don’t engage in risky behavior in my professional life. I’m probably safer in my professional life than I ever was when I was just a promiscuous party girl. I’m a safety Nazi in my line of work. Mostly because men are usually idiots, if I even hinted they could fuck me without a condom I’d have a huge tip and probably a herpes infection. I just don’t understand it. I don’t want to fuck someone who pays for it without a condom, why on earth would you want to fuck someone who takes that money without a condom? Nonsensical.
The particularly fun aspect of going to the gynecologist is that since I’m still an undergrad, I get to have my check up at student health services. They emailed me the form I need to fill out and bring with me, and I’m just not sure how to respond on a few questions. One question asks how many sexual partners I have currently… this is problematic because in my personal life I lack any sexual partners, however in my professional life the number varies depending on the day of the week…now how to answer this.. Another question I find interesting is the one where they inquire as to the number of sexual partners I’ve had in my lifetime. This is less problematic, because in all honesty I’m not really sure. When my girlfriends ask me this question I just round off, and I suppose 30+ would be a reasonable response on this form. I mean I know for a fact there are some girls who make me look like a virgin, and they don’t even take money for it. Well this should be interesting to say the least.
